Shut Up Kevin, Just Get in the Car

 

In the end I hope it's you and me

Before then though I'm a little busy. 

Did you know everything is retrograde right now? Well, practically everything, Neptune, Saturn, Chiron, Uranus, Venus and of course Mercury. Cass, I don't believe in astrology, it's just a bunch of nonsense. I hear you babe. I'd be inclined to agree but I spent 4 hours in dental retractors because the scanner didn't work, twice.  The scan was needed since I broke my implant, again. I have this poem started, a love story really, the interplay of my birth and dental charts. 

Can you imagine, fish hooked with firm head manipulation, and no one even said I was a good girl. 

But I digress. 

Was October 2026 the fullest month ever in your universe? A fucking fuck-free whirlwind here. Which mostly I love, you know you're not worthy. 

Do you want to hear the highlights? No, I don't have time to share all the deets. If you were a good sub, a dedicated fan, you'd be following all my socials and subscribed to all my fan pages. It's all there if you're paying attention. 

At the start of October Ms. Danielle and I hosted on 231 Mutuals. My sexy switchy lover submitted to me from her playroom in Canada, while dozens of guests from around the globe watched. I love living in the future. This Friday we're doing something different. Shh, I still haven't cleared it with Master John, but it's work and I do have a standing allowance for wiggle room in our protocols when it is a work-related thing. He'll probably okay it, I think. This week my sexy switchy lover is going to top me. Well, no that's not entirely accurate. She's going to have the chance to earn opportunities to top me. We're doing another How Well Do You Know Me theme, but this time I am the one answering questions about Ms Danielle. She got 5 of 10 wrong during the last one, but I could tell she was feeling pretty subby. I'm not saying she threw the game, but maybe being punished was winning to her that night. I myself will not be applying that sort of silly logic. I've loved Ms Danielle for over 2 decades, I won't get any wrong.

This Friday at 9p on 231Mutuals.com 

Come watch

I'm Mister Charisma, Fucking Pablo Escabar. 

Mid-month there was a New England planning summit for the various decrim orgs. It was intense. There was a significant win in Cambridge. While I wasn't a part of it, several of my colleagues and friends worked so hard on it. For a moment it felt great to imagine that the public's perception of adult industries has swayed in a positive direction. Of course, that feeling evaporated before the day was over. Remembering nothing ever really changes, that this punishment of those us who specialize in providing pleasure in all its forms has gone on since the dawn of time, would be unbearably depressing except that's not how we roll. When the sexiest, kindest, coolest people on the planet are up in their feels, we go out to eat, chow down on the best the city has to offer, followed by several karaoke bars and an afters you wouldn't feel safe at, nothing ever changes but we remain the sexiest, kindest, coolest people you wish you knew. 

I packed up Maraschino and bounced straight from the summit in Providence to Edison, New Jersey for Exxxotica. It was my first. I know that's crazy, right? The emotional roller coaster of the summit, coupled with severe seasonal allergies, lead to not being able to fully enjoy what was a really well done, amazing event. I salvaged what I could. I attended several insightful seminars and was particularly inspired by a creator who specializes in tickling content. I logged some time volunteering at the Free Speech Coalition table. It's such a crucial organization, and they've got some ambitious projects coming together. Please add and follow them on socials and consider them when deciding where to donate this holiday season. Did you see who I was sitting with? It's so tacky to name drop but say pretty please and maybe I will. Plans to create with Bailey has been rescheduled to when she gets back to Boston. Plans for an in person on YKF live with Nicholas Tanek has been reenvisioned. We'll be squeezing it in very soon, pay close attention if you want to catch it live on YouTube, but stress not replays will be shared too. 

Let's see what else? Oh, I have a special treat for you. Since I wasn't able to really schmooze as I intended at Exxxotica, I've decided to extend the Exxxotica special pricing on my, well you know my 😽Clone use code CASSIDY10. 

Your favorite cougar is turning 54 on the 24th! Thoughtful subs and fans are my most favorite, so bookmark My Throne and show me how thoughtful you can be.

There are only a few open session times still available, including 1 the week of Thanksgiving. Reach out quickly, I expect that to be claimed as soon as I share that it is available. I'll be live this weekend on both my  VIP OF and my FREE OF, you'll regret your life choices if you miss them. 

And finally, at the end of this, the best month of the year, squeezed in before the holiday chaos really kicks off, I'll be jetting to Vegas. It's mostly a vanilla commitment. I know, who goes to Vegas to be vanilla, but welcome to my world. Anyway, Vegas last few days of November and if you're a fan in the desert who's desperate to meet me in person, I can squeeze just one session while I am there.  

Kiss Me and Smile for Me

Tell me that you'll wait for me

Just once in September, and only once in August too. 

Yes Sir, too many ships. 

How can I sink the SS Journal, when that one time you said, I love your blog? You said it with such enthusiasm, I could hear your eyes crinkle. Plus, given how camera shy you are, this seems the only way to let my fans watch us. 

Well, except of course for those other ways. 

No one panic; my top has never once suggested that I cut this loose. Sometimes I think I should. In its current form it is completely unsustainable. If you give me just a little bump, dopamine please with an oxytocin chaser. 

Sorry, missed my train imaging Rat City.

My intention was a recap of my summer adventures, and a preview of the plans for Autumn. Of course, I intended to do that around mid-August. Is there another timeline master in the room? Could we shift everyone? Fine, I know, this one is unstable enough, fine. 

Summer adventures in October, I can work with that, there's a tsunami on this one, maybe summer comes back for another round. 

What a great summer. Not one single thing I intended to do got done. Didn't bring my mom to the ocean, forgot to even get her a hat. After postponing both an Alaskan cruise and a tour of Italy, finding my dream home has also been tabled again. (Pin that, we'll circle back to it soon and your jaw will drop). Didn't go through my storage, and as you know I fell a wee bit short of weekly blog posts too. 

I think I've more or less shared the highlights as they happened. Did I mention the afternoon I spent skinny dipping with a dozen beautiful people I trust would be flattered if I referred to them collectively as an assortment of sluts? If you're here, and there's another term you'd prefer just leave me a little note. I'll edit if you ask nicely. 

How about my clone? I haven't mentioned that here, have I? Wicked stoked about that one. I'm trying to find a clever way to say how you could be wickedly stroking here, but I'm multi-tasking and clever is escaping. 

Fetch the chloroform, clever is my favorite. 

We could do a choose your own adventure style paragraph here. 

If you're a fan read this version: We both know a girl like me is never ever going to fuck a boy like you, but can you imagine if I changed my mind? Can you imagine how it would feel? I have such a special treat for you, come make me yours https://fantouch.com/products/cassidy

If however you are a real time friend read this one: Dude, check it out https://fantouch.com/products/cassidy yep, that's my meow. FuckingA this life is so sweet, how did I wind up here? 

There was special Dolly memorial episode of YKF Cinema Show, Nicholas and I kibitzed over The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. I know I say it every time, but sincerely this is my favorite visit with Nicholas. HERE

Did I get to my plans for autumn in this version of reality? Fuck, it doesn't look like I have and I have to pack. 

Leaving shortly for a little vanilla getaway. I really want to share the story. I want to tell you how I found myself saying, "No, as far as I know Auntie Most Vanilla is straight and not poly. Yes, I do love her, but no we are not and never have dated." Idk, are little vanilla crossover moments appropriate here? 

So really quick before my not-lover and I jet some place fabulous, upcoming plans:

Seedling stage: Ashley and I tossed around how quickly could we whip up a Halloween something. Stay tuned I'll let you know if it comes together. 

Also in the seedling stage: I will be attending a Rocking Horror Picture Show event(s), and I'd love to find a co-conspirator to create a truly memorable, fabulous, fitting first RHPS post Tim's passing. Message me quickly. 

Firm but not yet final: I'm co-hosting several nights on 231, dates and themes TBD soon, but one of which will include a reversal night. I haven't yet asked for permission, shhh, don't tell my top I've announced here before floating by him. But I've told Ms. Danielle I'll allow here to top me in one of our trivia shows like I usually top her. My out of order protocol isn't disobedience to my top, it's my lol to Ms. Danielle that she won't stump me on her trivia. I've loved her forever, she won't stump me.

And ready for the biggest announcement? Lightning fast for now, but we'll come back to it. I'm going to Exxxotica in New Jersey later this month!!! Again, I will expand and share details soon, but networking and collabs are my priority. That said, there will also be opportunities to serve me while I travel, get in my inbox right now if you wish to be used and useful. 

KK- so much love, really must jet now. 

Wanna Be a Baller

Shot Caller, 20-inch blades on the Impala

I've used that before, haven't I? Indulge me, it is what's spinning, and the right tempo for what I intend to write. 

Since I began my journey as a professional Domme, a hundred million years ago, in the spring of 1999, it has been a near daily occurrence, sometimes multi times a day, for men to ask how they might arrange to spend time with me and then complain when I answer their question. My ads state that my tribute is outrageous. Literally, in my most playful, is she serious tone, I state, do not contact me unless outrageous sounds reasonable to you. I appreciate we haven't yet met, but you know who you're contacting. 

If a sub maintains a respectful tone while they process their sticker shock, I actually will entertain a counteroffer, at times I even indulge in a little barter. That is almost unheard of among professional Dommes. I am an anarchist at heart; the idea of a gift economy gets me wet even while I recognize the impossibility of it. Well, the impossibility of it for you anyway, for me it's working out quite well. Don't interrupt me with the nonsense of your reality. 

It is highly unlikely I will accept your counteroffer, but it amuses me to watch you shoot your shot. As for offers of service, I live a charmed life, most of my needs are already met. There are only a handful of specific wishes left that I would indulge another a quid pro quo arrangement. Of course, it should go without saying, only with select individuals who are qualified. I have no need of a sub to make my dinner, but I'd make an exception for a Michelin-starred chef or Alton Brown. 

This applies to the men who offer themselves as content collaborators. I am open to collaborations, with professionals. If I need to define what makes one a professional content creator; quite simply that proves that you are not. For the curious though, if you wished to collaborate with me you must be a certified creator on the platforms I use. You must have the costumes, tools, and equipment associated with your niche. Ideally your social follows are comparable to mine. I will make an exception to that requirement for new creators if they have an obvious pattern of growth that reflects how long they have been in the industry.  In any case simply being a body that is willing to have pictures taken while you experience your fantasy is not hardly unique. It offers nothing of value to me. 

Last week alone I served 4 servings of this copy-pasta:

Filming a session does not make the session complimentary. If anything, content creation adds additional work on my end. If you'd like to  <your insert fetish here> you're welcome to book and pay for a session. If you'd like our time together recorded for your private enjoyment, that can certainly be arranged for an additional fee. 

The respectful-but-moaning would-be subs who have nothing of value to offer also often suggest how great it would be to be in a lifestyle arrangement with me. They fantasize about the authenticity of it. It's an interesting POV, I can see how someone who's never experienced a lifestyle arrangement might think that sounds exciting. Imagine how hot it would be to be my 24/7, long-term, committed, live-in. Well, the other day I handed my live-in a bill to be paid, and he replied that those two sessions we had back in 2007 were the most expensive he's ever experienced. It took a beat for me to catch what he meant, and then I laughed out loud. Although I think he forgot a few sessions, by my recollection it was more like 5 or 6, his observation was on point. He hasn't seen me in a latex catsuit unless it was watching me walk out the door to work since around 2007. I know, it's a weird niche kink, but it works for us.  

Is that what you were imagining? 

You want to join the list of boys I am never ever going to _________, it'll only cost you, everything. 

Does my tribute still sound unreasonable? It is by far the least costly way to access time with me, but by all means if you wish to finance my winter home, I do so badly want to add the Snowbird experience to my charmed life. Or Maraschino could use a little German sister, I saw a pretty beamer in a blue I've never seen on a car before, why don't you find out the name for me. I'll check if there's room in my stable for you.